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May. 4, 2009by: Mr. Pink

Summer movie season has officially begun which means that all those flicks we've been looking forward to for the last year are finally going to get a chance to disappoint us. One of the blockbusters that is getting VERY positive early notices, however, is STAR TREK. And what is that franchise without hot babes. Slinging her talented tongue around the Enterprise as Uhuru this go 'round is the scalding: ZOE SALDANA!

Check her out in - Avatar

ASS (8/10):

I admit defeat. This is the first time in all my Body Shop's that I've been unable to find a single usable image of a lady's keister. Searching for a shot of Saldana's backside seems harder than finding a pic of Bigfoot. But look at those legs and tell me you don't want to spend some QT with the haunches they support. Plus, if you've seen DRUMLINE or CENTER STAGE, then you know the girl's got a dancers body in all the best ways you can mean that.

BOOBIES (8/10):

If bewbs can be elegant than that's what these puppies are. Zoe's obviously got an ultra lean body, but instead of looking unhealthy or frail, she exudes sass and vigor. The best proof is in her chest accoutrements which are full and perfectly suited to her frame rather than having the saggy bean bag look of a lot of skinny chicks breastesses.

FACE (10/10):

Hot damn! This is like Helen of Troy good looking. Send an armada and invade a country type shite going on here friends. I don't really have much else to say. I'm just going to spend some time enjoying the pic.

PERSONALITY (9/10):

The life force is strong with this one. ZSal is one of those people that whether you're seeing her interviewed, or checking her out on screen, the force of her personality just shines through. She comes across as confident, funny, self-aware, pragmatic and ready to go. You're gonna know it if you're in her presence.

CAREER (8/10):

Zoe has already notched a number of impressive turns, but her rating has to give a nod to the fact that over the next year she's appearing in both STAR TREK and AVATAR. I know that Hollywood only has room for like, three black actresses at a time, four tops, but Saldana is definitely going to etch her name on that list for the next decade with the mixture of talent she possesses and high profile projects she's got on tap.

High points: CENTER STAGE, DRUMLINE, AFTER SEX
Low points: GUESS WHO

OVERALL (9/10):

I wouldn't want to accuse Hollywood and the entertainment media of institutional racism, largely because they're so busy congratulating themselves for how they've been instrumental in the civil rights fight that they wouldn't hear it. But seriously, we're inundated with a barrage of disposable RealityTV and WB "hotties" every week, but hardly a bit of ink gets spilled hyping this unbelievably gorgeous and talented lass? Really? Just gotta shake my head at that.

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10:36PM on 05/07/2012

Skinny but cool

You really dig skinny, flat-chested girls. Fortunately, Zoe is beautiful even without titties.
You really dig skinny, flat-chested girls. Fortunately, Zoe is beautiful even without titties.
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3:09AM on 05/07/2009

Beautiful...

She's kinda thin..lol...but she has a gorgeous face.

I want to see her in the skirt and go-go boots.
She's kinda thin..lol...but she has a gorgeous face.

I want to see her in the skirt and go-go boots.
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4:11PM on 05/05/2009

The Terminal

have been a fan of hers (visually) since this film!
have been a fan of hers (visually) since this film!
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2:57PM on 05/05/2009
Funny you give her bewbs 8/10...I saw no bewbs...

She's a'ight but I don't get the high ratings.
Funny you give her bewbs 8/10...I saw no bewbs...

She's a'ight but I don't get the high ratings.
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12:03PM on 05/05/2009
And it has nothing to do with race. Nice face but that's it.
And it has nothing to do with race. Nice face but that's it.
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12:01PM on 05/05/2009
blech
blech
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6:40AM on 05/05/2009
Oh noes.... Black Girl.

Boo! She ugly.

LOL at dudes finding a total skank like Carrie Anne Moss attractive.

Oh yeah... wait... She's white so it's all good.
Oh noes.... Black Girl.

Boo! She ugly.

LOL at dudes finding a total skank like Carrie Anne Moss attractive.

Oh yeah... wait... She's white so it's all good.
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2:37AM on 05/05/2009
Sorry. I don't see it AT ALL!
Sorry. I don't see it AT ALL!
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9:06PM on 05/04/2009
Total Hottie. I think she's a little underrated as of this moment...she'll be big once Star Trek hits.
Total Hottie. I think she's a little underrated as of this moment...she'll be big once Star Trek hits.
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3:49PM on 05/04/2009
a little too skinny for my tastes.
a little too skinny for my tastes.
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9:18AM on 05/04/2009
Major hottie. Hope to see her in more films.
Major hottie. Hope to see her in more films.
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8:28AM on 05/04/2009
Just not attractive to me. *shrugs* I dunno.
Just not attractive to me. *shrugs* I dunno.
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