Something special happened at the premiere of PARKER just yesterday, when two of Hollywood's most talked about rumps were brought together (although, not literally, which would've been awesome). Of course, I'm talking about Jennifer Lopez and Coco Austin, also universally known as simply "J-Lo" and "Coco". This is great news since, first of all, we don't get enough J-Lo booty around here these days, and secondly, we finally get to compare and contrast these two career-building asses. J-Lo obviously threw in some over-the-shoulder poses to make us forget about the negative reviews PARKER has been receiving (though not as bad as HANSEL AND GRETEL or MOVIE 43). It's anyone's guess as to why Coco Austin is in attendance, but I don't mind, and if you scroll down, neither does Jason mother*ckin' Statham apparently. There's no doubt these are two of the most desired derrieres in existence, butt whose is better? If you're judging by size, Coco pretty much has it in the bag, but personally, I'm going to go with the classic, Jennifer Lopez. I would like her to park-her tuckus on my face.
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