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Big Booty Battle: J-Lo vs. Coco

Jan. 25, 2013by: Salacious Crumb

Something special happened at the premiere of PARKER just yesterday, when two of Hollywood's most talked about rumps were brought together (although, not literally, which would've been awesome). Of course, I'm talking about Jennifer Lopez and Coco Austin, also universally known as simply "J-Lo" and "Coco". This is great news since, first of all, we don't get enough J-Lo booty around here these days, and secondly, we finally get to compare and contrast these two career-building asses. J-Lo obviously threw in some over-the-shoulder poses to make us forget about the negative reviews PARKER has been receiving (though not as bad as HANSEL AND GRETEL or MOVIE 43). It's anyone's guess as to why Coco Austin is in attendance, but I don't mind, and if you scroll down, neither does Jason mother*ckin' Statham apparently. There's no doubt these are two of the most desired derrieres in existence, butt whose is better? If you're judging by size, Coco pretty much has it in the bag, but personally, I'm going to go with the classic, Jennifer Lopez. I would like her to park-her tuckus on my face.

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Source: Hollywood Tuna

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11:12AM on 01/28/2013

coco

I don't even know anybody who refers to J.Lo's ass anymore, not with the Kim K's and Niki M's of the world. Coco wins this hands down as far a size goes, its just crazy how big it is, I know first hand when I met her and Ice-years ago. Big!!!
I don't even know anybody who refers to J.Lo's ass anymore, not with the Kim K's and Niki M's of the world. Coco wins this hands down as far a size goes, its just crazy how big it is, I know first hand when I met her and Ice-years ago. Big!!!
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2:07AM on 01/28/2013

Ma

JLo, through and through
JLo, through and through
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7:53PM on 01/25/2013

Coco

I am an unabashed, unashamed, and very proud to admit - FAN - of the woman who is Coco. I don't care about her ass or JLo's. I care about the fact that Coco has proven herself to be a great woman who tries everything life throws at her and doesn't let the haters completely wreck her. Jennifer Lopez seems to be nothing but an insecure, unearned diva. She mighta been cool in the way, way back but that was about 4 husbands and a singing career ago.
I am an unabashed, unashamed, and very proud to admit - FAN - of the woman who is Coco. I don't care about her ass or JLo's. I care about the fact that Coco has proven herself to be a great woman who tries everything life throws at her and doesn't let the haters completely wreck her. Jennifer Lopez seems to be nothing but an insecure, unearned diva. She mighta been cool in the way, way back but that was about 4 husbands and a singing career ago.
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7:08PM on 01/25/2013

My Vote: Jennifer Lopez

No offense, Salacious Crumb, but this comparison is downright idiotic. Not only is Jennifer Lopez a thousand times better looking, she's authentic; she's real! That thing they call "Coco" is a talentless, counterfeit whore posing as an attractive woman. You know she has butt implants, right? She's simply nothing more than a breathing piece of Ice-T's jewelry.

Beyond being in the same movie together, how on earth could any rational human being think this comparison is worthy of discussion?
No offense, Salacious Crumb, but this comparison is downright idiotic. Not only is Jennifer Lopez a thousand times better looking, she's authentic; she's real! That thing they call "Coco" is a talentless, counterfeit whore posing as an attractive woman. You know she has butt implants, right? She's simply nothing more than a breathing piece of Ice-T's jewelry.

Beyond being in the same movie together, how on earth could any rational human being think this comparison is worthy of discussion?
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2:35AM on 01/26/2013
Dude, I appreciate your opinion, but that's just what it is.. an opinion. Don't make me look like an ass just for trying to have some fun and sparking a question...
Dude, I appreciate your opinion, but that's just what it is.. an opinion. Don't make me look like an ass just for trying to have some fun and sparking a question...
3:26PM on 01/25/2013
Why not both?
Why not both?
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3:22PM on 01/25/2013

Jen

Jen is all her... Coco's also is too much of a good thing.
Jen is all her... Coco's also is too much of a good thing.
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2:38PM on 01/25/2013

jen

Jen has the better booty, no doubt. Coco's seems manufactured, science fiction. That said, I can't stand that JLO is fucking that 10 year old kid. WTF!
Jen has the better booty, no doubt. Coco's seems manufactured, science fiction. That said, I can't stand that JLO is fucking that 10 year old kid. WTF!
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