Last week the apes were number one at the box office and Freida Pinto was number one in her Battle of the Ape Babes. Not that there wasn't love for Estella Warren and Keri Russell, they just couldn't compare to Pinto's power. Now it's time for Jason Segel and Cameron Diaz and their SEX TAPE, which makes me think of those celebs who've had their sex lives on blast.
She would never have been as well known now if she hadn't whined and fussed her way through a f*cking from Brandy's little brother. If we're going to blame anyone for the empire of Kim Kardashian (or the subsequent rising of the Kimye crap), Ray J is our man. Thanks a lot, bro!
Paris was going to be well known simply for being the spoiled offspring of rich people but it was her tedious sex tape where she pauses to answer her phone and otherwise look annoyed with Rick Salomon, that other scabby human boil on the ass of life. Hey, back in 2003, there was still some consideration toward Hilton's hotness. (Holy shit, it's been 11 years since that crap?)
I'm throwing Tulisa in the mix because there's got to be a hottest winner and the former X Factor judge and sometimes singer who's tried her hand at acting in movies such as BIG FAT GYPSY GANGSTER (because that sounds like a winner) is my pick. She looks super pretty as she gives the laziest blow job in the history of lazy blow jobs for her sex tape (conveniently dropped in 2012 when she was judging on The X Factor), so there's that.
Which celebrity sex tape vixen do you want to send to your cloud: Kim, Paris or Tulisa?-span>