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BOTB Dancing Babes: Jessica Alba vs Julianne Hough vs Natalie Portman

07.24.2014by: Cherry Liquor

Not many of you were fans of last week's Battle of the Celeb Sex Tape Babes (perhaps you all went to look up Tulisa after learning about her, perhaps not). Even fewer people seemed to be fans of Diaz & Segel, wholeheartedly rejecting their movie into a 4th place opening spot, making less than half what BAD TEACHER did in its opening weekend 3 years ago. While the STEP UP movies haven't had as auspicious beginnings (each movie has made progressively less in their opening weekends, with every movie released 2 years apart), it doesn't have THAT big of a difference in its overall numbers. (Nor as expensive of a cast to pay.) It made me think about how dance movies are, for the most part, cheap but satisfying thrills. So let's look at those babes this week.

Jessica Alba

Before she was married, before she (allegedly) got the herpes from Jeter, before so many life-altering moments in the history of Jessica Alba's life, she was dancing her way through HONEY, looking to make her dreams come true as a music video choreographer. Alba would later go on to dance again for SIN CITY, keeping more clothing on a stripper than as the street smart rumpshaker here.

Julianne Hough

You could have caught her on "Dancing with the Stars" if you really wanted to watch Julianne Hough shake her money maker but it was the literal red (re)booted role of Ariel in 2011's version of FOOTLOOSE that propelled her into so much more than just shaking it with has beens and never-really-weres. Daisy dukes never looked so good.

Natalie Portman

Why not throw in a potential dance ringer and include the creepy ballerina that would see Oscar gold for Natalie Portman. Aronofsky likes to push his ladies to the limit, whether it's butt-f*cking a double ended dildo or getting their girl-on-girl fantasies satisfied with Mila Kunis. Rough work.

Which babe would you most like to get a private dance from: Jessica, Julianne or Natalie?

Source: IMDB

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11:43PM on 07/25/2014

Julianne Hough

No contest.
No contest.
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9:43AM on 07/25/2014
The rule for me is any time Natalie Portman is in a face off, no matter how hot the competition, Natalie Portman will win.
The rule for me is any time Natalie Portman is in a face off, no matter how hot the competition, Natalie Portman will win.
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8:18AM on 07/25/2014
I think I'm leaning toward Hough here.
I think I'm leaning toward Hough here.
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6:11PM on 07/24/2014

Julianne.

She has a likeable personality and a sexy voice. Natalie is in 2nd. I've always found Jessica to be overrated.
She has a likeable personality and a sexy voice. Natalie is in 2nd. I've always found Jessica to be overrated.
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4:45PM on 07/24/2014
This one is tough, I like all of them. In their prime it would be between Portman and Alba but in present time I'm thinking Julianne Hough
This one is tough, I like all of them. In their prime it would be between Portman and Alba but in present time I'm thinking Julianne Hough
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3:55PM on 07/24/2014

Portman

Although I wouldn't mind all of the above.
Although I wouldn't mind all of the above.
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3:41PM on 07/24/2014

Portman

All three are gorgeous but Natalie would win most off these battles
All three are gorgeous but Natalie would win most off these battles
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2:21PM on 07/24/2014

Automatic win for Portman here

She's one of my favourite actresses since she really is the complete package = beauty, brains, talent and a good sense of humour. Yes, BLACK SWAN is probably the least sexy performance here but she deserved the Oscar.
She's one of my favourite actresses since she really is the complete package = beauty, brains, talent and a good sense of humour. Yes, BLACK SWAN is probably the least sexy performance here but she deserved the Oscar.
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11:15AM on 07/24/2014

Portman

The most talented.
The most talented.
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9:52AM on 07/24/2014

Portman

Being talented also helps.
Being talented also helps.
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9:45AM on 07/24/2014

Alba

Not often would I pick her over Portman, but in this instance, I thought Alba was super hot as Honey.
Not often would I pick her over Portman, but in this instance, I thought Alba was super hot as Honey.
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9:33AM on 07/24/2014

Portman

While both Alba and Hough both have amazing bodies, no one is as beautiful as Natalie
While both Alba and Hough both have amazing bodies, no one is as beautiful as Natalie
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7:27AM on 07/24/2014

Natalie Portman

Portman is really pretty and I never really cared for Alba for some reason. I'm not really sure who the third girl is either. Acting wise Portman is just on an entirely different level as well.
Portman is really pretty and I never really cared for Alba for some reason. I'm not really sure who the third girl is either. Acting wise Portman is just on an entirely different level as well.
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7:15AM on 07/24/2014

alba

She was hot as hell in "Honey"
She was hot as hell in "Honey"
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5:39AM on 07/24/2014
Portman
Portman
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