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BOTB Football Edition: Brooke Langton vs Kate Mara vs Kristy Swanson

08.21.2014by: Cherry Liquor

I thought last week was a good time to take a break from the standard list of female hotties that I normally feature in this column, seeing as how there was a glut of testosterone flicks released during the week. But just like my column, those movies didn't do as much box office movement as the GUARDIANS and the TURTLES, so it was a bust. This week, instead of relentlessly hitting up the latest SIN CITY movie, I figured we could use WHEN THE GAME STANDS TALL and check out the hot babes of football movies.

Brooke Langton

Back when the '90's were in full swing, even I wasn't immune to their cheesy charms, which is probably why I enjoyed watching Brooke Langton and the rest of the residents of "Melrose Place." It's also probably why I still have a spot in my heart for THE REPLACEMENTS, released right as the next decade was starting and featuring a more wizened Keanu Reeves. (Yeah, I like the wood, huh huh.) Helps that Langton also spent some time on the small screen with the players of "Friday Night Lights" as well. Girl gotsta have her some balls.

Kate Mara

Proving your fanboy mettle might take more than instagramming pictures of your blu-ray collection. Any good movie lover will have had the "Which football movie of 2006 was better - GRIDIRON GANG or WE ARE MARSHALL?" I know my answer. The one with Kate Mara in it. I'd much rather stare at her tits than The Rock's.

Kristy Swanson

She was more than just the O.G. vampire slayer. Kristy Swanson had a bustling career back in her heyday, including that time she dyed her hair dark and flirted with the boys in pads. THE PROGRAM was pure melodrama and manly pelvic thrusts but it was good and Kristy played a part in that.

Which babe would you make your muffed punt: Brooke, Kate or Kristy?

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12:48AM on 08/25/2014
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2:19PM on 08/22/2014
Difficult choice between Swanson and Brooke, but I'll go with Kristy Swanson.
Difficult choice between Swanson and Brooke, but I'll go with Kristy Swanson.
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6:21PM on 08/21/2014

Mara....

Are you even kidding me? Nudity, lesbian makeout scenes (in cheerleader uniforms), and the sweetest body you're going to find. Mara wins in a landslide.

If you're talking personality, then Swanson in an equally huge landslide. There isn't room on this thread to mention all the cool things she's done, great charities she's worked really hard for, and the way she has matured as gracefully as any Hollywood actress I've seen. She is the real deal.....even if she was always stingy with the
Are you even kidding me? Nudity, lesbian makeout scenes (in cheerleader uniforms), and the sweetest body you're going to find. Mara wins in a landslide.

If you're talking personality, then Swanson in an equally huge landslide. There isn't room on this thread to mention all the cool things she's done, great charities she's worked really hard for, and the way she has matured as gracefully as any Hollywood actress I've seen. She is the real deal.....even if she was always stingy with the nudity.
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1:13PM on 08/21/2014
I don't want to choose. Brooke Langton looked perfect in 'Swingers' (I also have a soft spot for 'The Replacements'). Kate Mara looked perfect in 'Shooter'. And Kristy Swanson looked perfect in 'Big Daddy'.

I'll go with Brooke Langton, though, just cause she also has that sexy voice.
I don't want to choose. Brooke Langton looked perfect in 'Swingers' (I also have a soft spot for 'The Replacements'). Kate Mara looked perfect in 'Shooter'. And Kristy Swanson looked perfect in 'Big Daddy'.

I'll go with Brooke Langton, though, just cause she also has that sexy voice.
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1:06PM on 08/21/2014
Brooke.
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11:24AM on 08/21/2014
Kate.
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10:00AM on 08/21/2014

Langton wins

I am for voting for each in their heyday. Kate a close second and Swanson way back in third.
I am for voting for each in their heyday. Kate a close second and Swanson way back in third.
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9:32AM on 08/21/2014

Brooke Wins in a Photo Finish

This is by far the toughest competition you've ever posted. In their prime, each of these ladies have made me weak in the knees. But time marches on, and Kristy has lost all semblance of her prior hotness; and despite occasionally still bringing on the Goods, Kate just as often looks like she's made-up for a Grant Wood painting--super Plain Jane. Which leaves Brooke, by default, the Winner. She's aged, yes, but still looks good--and has a very sexy voice, too.
This is by far the toughest competition you've ever posted. In their prime, each of these ladies have made me weak in the knees. But time marches on, and Kristy has lost all semblance of her prior hotness; and despite occasionally still bringing on the Goods, Kate just as often looks like she's made-up for a Grant Wood painting--super Plain Jane. Which leaves Brooke, by default, the Winner. She's aged, yes, but still looks good--and has a very sexy voice, too.
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6:23AM on 08/21/2014
Kate Mara. That is one hot photo of her; haven't seen it before!
Kate Mara. That is one hot photo of her; haven't seen it before!
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5:15AM on 08/21/2014

Kate

Not even a close call.
Not even a close call.
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4:12AM on 08/21/2014

Kate Mara

No contest.
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