I thought last week was a good time to take a break from the standard list of female hotties that I normally feature in this column, seeing as how there was a glut of testosterone flicks released during the week. But just like my column, those movies didn't do as much box office movement as the GUARDIANS and the TURTLES, so it was a bust. This week, instead of relentlessly hitting up the latest SIN CITY movie, I figured we could use WHEN THE GAME STANDS TALL and check out the hot babes of football movies.
Back when the '90's were in full swing, even I wasn't immune to their cheesy charms, which is probably why I enjoyed watching Brooke Langton and the rest of the residents of "Melrose Place." It's also probably why I still have a spot in my heart for THE REPLACEMENTS, released right as the next decade was starting and featuring a more wizened Keanu Reeves. (Yeah, I like the wood, huh huh.) Helps that Langton also spent some time on the small screen with the players of "Friday Night Lights" as well. Girl gotsta have her some balls.
Proving your fanboy mettle might take more than instagramming pictures of your blu-ray collection. Any good movie lover will have had the "Which football movie of 2006 was better - GRIDIRON GANG or WE ARE MARSHALL?" I know my answer. The one with Kate Mara in it. I'd much rather stare at her tits than The Rock's.
She was more than just the O.G. vampire slayer. Kristy Swanson had a bustling career back in her heyday, including that time she dyed her hair dark and flirted with the boys in pads. THE PROGRAM was pure melodrama and manly pelvic thrusts but it was good and Kristy played a part in that.
Which babe would you make your muffed punt: Brooke, Kate or Kristy?-span>