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BOTB HIMYM Mothers: Jennifer Morrison vs Ashley Benson vs Sarah Chalke

Mar. 20, 2014by: Cherry Liquor

Last week was a pretty easy decision - seems that it's hard for anyone to compete against the iconic blonde greatness that is Charlize Theron. That made me start thinking. Now that the end of "How I Met Your Mother" is drawing to a quick (and kinda disappointing) finish, it occurs to me that there were an awful lot of blonde contenders who went through the course of the show before the mother was identified as the decidedly brunette Cristin Milioti. Why not battle the "You Are Not the Mother!" contenders against one another?

Jennifer Morrison

My favorite of the not-the-mamas was Zoey, as portrayed by Jennifer Morrison. Zoey first showed up in Season 6 as the enemy of Ted (and we all know how that type of casting ends up getting played out) and the wife of The Captain (gleefully played by Kyle MacLachlan). In a way, I'm cool with the mom not being Zoey, even if she was my top "I Wish" contestant.

Ashley Benson

Carly Whittaker has been one of the most recent suggested mothers who turned out to not be such, an interesting foil seeing as how the character not only provides for the age-gap jokes with Ted (actor Josh Radnor had explored similar age difference themes in the most excellent flick LIBERAL ARTS) but also the half-sister of Barney laugh fodder. Oh, and it was "Pretty Little Liars" slash SPRING BREAKERS hottie Ashley Benson who stepped so well into that wristcuff sales slot.

Sarah Chalke

After Robin Scherbatsky, who could possibly hold up? In season 3, it was the hot doctor Stella, as played by well known pretend doctor Sarah Chalke, who was first enlisted to get rid of Ted's ill-placed tattoo and then as one of his many maybe mommies. Out of all the women who have been on the show in the Is She?/Isn't She?, it's actually Chalke that I was most happy wasn't. Go figure.

Which You-Are-Not-The-Mother mother makes you cry mommy: Jennifer, Ashley or Sarah?

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10:29PM on 03/23/2014

I choose...

Ashley Benson.
Ashley Benson.
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2:37AM on 03/23/2014
Early seasons of Scrubs you could not beat Sarah Chalke. She was so adorable.
Early seasons of Scrubs you could not beat Sarah Chalke. She was so adorable.
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2:03PM on 03/21/2014
Jenn Morrison I like, HIMYM I loathe.
Jenn Morrison I like, HIMYM I loathe.
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1:22AM on 03/21/2014
Sarah Chalke is hot but shes has no ass, so I'd go with Benson.
Sarah Chalke is hot but shes has no ass, so I'd go with Benson.
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12:39AM on 03/21/2014
sarah, yum.
sarah, yum.
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2:29PM on 03/20/2014
Benson by far
Benson by far
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2:27PM on 03/20/2014
Jennifer Morrison
Jennifer Morrison
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2:00PM on 03/20/2014

Chalke!!!!

Is it just me or is Ted Mosby the biggest douche bag piece of sh------t on TV that doesn't deserve any of these women? He's like Ross Geller X a million!
Is it just me or is Ted Mosby the biggest douche bag piece of sh------t on TV that doesn't deserve any of these women? He's like Ross Geller X a million!
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5:48PM on 03/20/2014
I totally agree. He's by far the worst character on that show. But that's what makes it sort of true to life. Everyone knows a complete asshole who gets tolerated just because you want to hang out with all of his other friends, who are awesome. Why they're friends with that asshole is the biggest mystery. Not even they can explain it.
I totally agree. He's by far the worst character on that show. But that's what makes it sort of true to life. Everyone knows a complete asshole who gets tolerated just because you want to hang out with all of his other friends, who are awesome. Why they're friends with that asshole is the biggest mystery. Not even they can explain it.
1:27PM on 03/20/2014

Chalke. No question.

Growing up on Scrubs, I want Chalke BAD!
Growing up on Scrubs, I want Chalke BAD!
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12:57PM on 03/20/2014

Jennifer.

Ashley is hot too, but Jennifer looks like someone fun to hang out with just by smiling. Sarah was super hot, but she hasn't aged very well. And she lost way too much weight.
Ashley is hot too, but Jennifer looks like someone fun to hang out with just by smiling. Sarah was super hot, but she hasn't aged very well. And she lost way too much weight.
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12:31PM on 03/20/2014
Ashley Benson.
Ashley Benson.
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11:37AM on 03/20/2014

Ashley

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10:16AM on 03/20/2014
Ashley Benson
Ashley Benson
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10:14AM on 03/20/2014
Ashley
Ashley
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9:04AM on 03/20/2014

Ashley

I like all three, but I'm going with Ashley Benson.
I like all three, but I'm going with Ashley Benson.
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8:37AM on 03/20/2014

Jennifer

I dig her on Once Upon a Time and her thick/long blonde hair.
I dig her on Once Upon a Time and her thick/long blonde hair.
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7:18AM on 03/20/2014
Jennifer Morrison gets my vote
Jennifer Morrison gets my vote
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6:15AM on 03/20/2014
I gotta go with Jennifer.
I gotta go with Jennifer.
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3:51AM on 03/20/2014

Ashley Benson

I think Ashley definitely has the prettiest face and that body is just fantastic.
I think Ashley definitely has the prettiest face and that body is just fantastic.
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