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BOTB Hot Thieves: Catherine Zeta-Jones vs Charlize Theron vs Gabrielle Union

Mar. 13, 2014by: Cherry Liquor

With the minor complaint that those actresses getting employment in the voice over industry don't really count as being voice over actresses (po-tay-to, wtfe-to), it seems that when it comes to the feedback on this site, Lacey Chabert can do no wrong (those who follow the MovieHotties Facebook Page tend to favor Katy Perry just a wee bit more). With THE ART OF THE STEAL being one of those limited release movies that I probably shouldn't pay as much attention to as say the movie where Jesse drives fast or where his dead girlfriend is resurrected in the movie version of that other show where she was another obnoxious character... long ramble short, here are a few of my personal favorite hot lady thieves up for battle.

Catherine Zeta-Jones

After precisely two movies in her career, the first being THE MASK OF ZORRO and the second being the did-she-really-boink-old-man-Connery heist flick ENTRAPMENT, I stopped caring about Catherine Zeta-Jones. Let's face it, she's never been hotter than when she was sliding that fine ass of hers under all those red beams. If there was a way to clone 1999 Zeta-Jones, we'd all own one.

Charlize Theron

Proving that she's not only one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood but far and away one of the most diverse ones, in 2003 Charlize Theron handled her get-ugly-for-Oscar-gold business in MONSTER as well as seduce and charm a group of men that included Marky Mark and Edward Norton in THE ITALIAN JOB reboot. If you're only going to have room for one female character to be bumping vault cracking elbows with, you know you're going with Theron.

Gabrielle Union

While it's unfortunately titled with a random numeral (as was de rigueur in movie titles in the early 2000's (in 2003 alone, there was not only CRADLE 2 THE GRAVE but also 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS), it's also the movie where we get to watch Gabrielle Union perform that strip tease in the famous red lace bra and panties. Sure, we'd been lusting for her since she put on that Clovers cheerleading uniform but it was seeing her out of it that made our truly justified our loins.

Which lady thief most steals your heart: Catherine, Charlize or Gabrielle?

Source: IMDB

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4:02PM on 03/17/2014

Why insult Union?

I mean she doenst even deserve to be in the conversation? I mean shit where is Halle Berry for catwoman, now that would be more appropriate and she would actually belong in the same league as these other 2.
Theron for the win!!
I mean she doenst even deserve to be in the conversation? I mean shit where is Halle Berry for catwoman, now that would be more appropriate and she would actually belong in the same league as these other 2.
Theron for the win!!
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11:19AM on 03/14/2014

Theron....

But it's a cheap win. You didn't include Thandie Newton (for her turn in MI-2), who is EASILY hotter than any of these three.

Fail.....
But it's a cheap win. You didn't include Thandie Newton (for her turn in MI-2), who is EASILY hotter than any of these three.

Fail.....
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10:36AM on 03/14/2014

Zeta Jones

I would have said Theron, but she's busy taking time away from Sean Penn who should be in the streets of Venezuela fighting for his socialist paradise.
I would have said Theron, but she's busy taking time away from Sean Penn who should be in the streets of Venezuela fighting for his socialist paradise.
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11:13PM on 03/13/2014

Gabrielle Union

That was easy.
That was easy.
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10:10PM on 03/13/2014

Charlize Theron because she's so ridiculously talented

But Catherine Zeta-Jones was smoking back in the day.
But Catherine Zeta-Jones was smoking back in the day.
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9:08PM on 03/13/2014

No competition...

Charlize Theron.
Charlize Theron.
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8:09PM on 03/13/2014
Close call but going with sex goddess Charlize Theron.
Close call but going with sex goddess Charlize Theron.
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5:49PM on 03/13/2014
Charlize, then a coin toss between Catherine & Gabrielle for 2nd & 3rd place.
Charlize, then a coin toss between Catherine & Gabrielle for 2nd & 3rd place.
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5:11PM on 03/13/2014

Charlize easily.

Zeta's stock has basically plummetted over the past few years and Union's cute but this is an easy easy call.
Zeta's stock has basically plummetted over the past few years and Union's cute but this is an easy easy call.
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1:56PM on 03/13/2014
Catherine.
Catherine.
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12:26PM on 03/13/2014
Charlize!
Charlize!
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10:51AM on 03/13/2014
Anne Hathaway in The Dark Knight Rises. Of the three, Catherine Zeta-Jones. Entrapment is very much a guilty pleasure of mine, and she was smokin' hot in it.
Anne Hathaway in The Dark Knight Rises. Of the three, Catherine Zeta-Jones. Entrapment is very much a guilty pleasure of mine, and she was smokin' hot in it.
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10:42AM on 03/13/2014

Charlize Theron

^^^^^^
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10:38AM on 03/13/2014

Gabrielle

Union. Love her.
Union. Love her.
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7:50AM on 03/13/2014
In the caper movies listed, it's Catherine Zeta Jones.
In the caper movies listed, it's Catherine Zeta Jones.
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7:19AM on 03/13/2014

charlize

Charlize for the win, smoking hot lady and great actress.
Charlize for the win, smoking hot lady and great actress.
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5:55AM on 03/13/2014
Charlize.
Charlize.
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5:55AM on 03/13/2014

Charlize Theron

The other two are far behind Charlize.
The other two are far behind Charlize.
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4:54AM on 03/13/2014

Charlize.

I think Catherine Zeta-Jones is one of the hottest and most beautiful women in the world, and I'd still give the win easily to Charlize Theron. As for Ms. Union,she's not even in the same ballpark with these two.
I think Catherine Zeta-Jones is one of the hottest and most beautiful women in the world, and I'd still give the win easily to Charlize Theron. As for Ms. Union,she's not even in the same ballpark with these two.
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