It was a tie last week in the Dragon Babe Battle, with Emilia Clarke proving that a popular HBO series will help you in your race against the formerly untoppable Angelina Jolie. (Speaking of which, I saw MALEFICENT shortly after I wrote that article and wow, does Angie still have It.) As for this week, it's a big DUH that we're going to be putting a lot of focus on TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION and the Michael Bay hoopla that precedes it. So here we go...
I had no idea who Megan Fox was when I first saw her, that time being when she graced the first TRANSFORMERS movie, before the hype turned it into something to be reviled because it was embraced by the masses. Fox has changed a lot since that movie, thrust into the role of the ultimate new sex symbol, age and other artificial devices altering what was once a jaw-dropping pure gorgeousness. I'm glad that she was immortalized when she was.
While people were busy talking shit about how Megan Fox had lost her mind somewhere between when she was a nobody that Bay plucked from virtual obscurity and when the fanboys elevated her to goddess status at a blindingly epic speed, resulting in interviews exposing Fox for being a bit of a brain Dis-trust (how can we forget the Bay-Hitler references?), they also weren't ready to accept Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as the replacement for Megan in the third TRANSFORMERS flick. The underwear model and girlfriend of everyone's favorite bald action star, Jason Statham, didn't perform badly and definitely looked hotter than Witwicky should have landed.
While Nicola Peltz is both adorable and hot, making her more than suitable for the female eye candy in a Michael Bay movie, she luckily looks nothing like Marky Mark (who I've always thought had a pig nose, all the better to employ his method of "Something nearby smells bad" acting), I'm not sure if the 19-year old has what it takes to compete with the pantheon of Bay beauties. But that's for you guys to decide, not me.
Which Tranformers babe would you most want to save the human race with: Megan, Rosie or Nicola?-span>