Okay Lindsay Lohan, work with me a little, I'm a little torn about you because of all the craziness, the drugs, the run-ins with the law. You get a free pass for jail, you get out of rehab early and you STILL get pulled over and you STILL get off easy. It is so easy to hate you, I've tried to defend you before but it's so much work! Stop playing Russian roulette with your life.
I have to admit you've done a few things right, whenever you get yourself in trouble a sexy photograph of you arises. It just seems you have an amazing pair of powerful tits. They are what keep you immortal... but do we want you in the SPIDERMAN reboot? Of course not, you have not earned it but deep down we don't want you to disappear forever. Baby steps. First, lets try working on your image. It's been a long time since you've look desirable in an "out & about" situation while being photographed by the paparazites, in this case you look like a trashy skank but to be honest I have no problem with that, a hot trashy skank is still hot and while going around bra-less in an almost see through black top takes some serious ovaries to accomplish this insignificant webstrounaut applauds your effort to show us the power that resides in those love bugs, now imagine the power you could unleashed if you actually tried.