Nothing says "Happy President's Day" like an exquisite foreign ass parading along the beaches of Miami, especially it belongs to the Brazil Miss Bum Bum Pageant runner-up, Andressa Urach. You may remember back in November, when we covered Brazil's most valued annual competition, the Miss Bum Bum pageant 2012. You may (but most likely don't) remember Andressa coming in a tie for 2nd Place with her touchy-feely girlfriend Camila Vernaglia. If not, here's a friendly reminder:
Recently, she was seen putting all American thong-clad butts to shame, by walking the streets of Miami, Florida with a flossed heinie. Better watch out, Jennifer Nicole Lee, it looks like someone's stealing your thunder when it comes to those "Are those cameras? This is a good place to stop and stretch" moments. Sure, it may be one of those types of "paparazzi" photoshoot, but I don't think I could have wished for a better surprise to kick off the top of the week. Those geriatric retirees aught to be thankful. Someone has to save them from spending their family fortune on boner pills.