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Breathe a sigh of relief, for Miley Cyrus has recovered and is back on tour

May. 8, 2014by: Droz

After her brief stint in hospital following an "allergic reaction" to "antibiotics," everyone's favorite bored pop star Miley Cyrus is back on tour, showing off her non-existent ass, letting her crotch do her singing and romping with little people as part of her circus of suck road show. What the hell is happening here? I can't even break this shit down, it's that inane. I can only just sit and view it and wonder if my confusion is merely the initial onset of "you're too old to get this" syndrome or if Miley's antics cross all generational, gender and cultural lines to be universally ridiculous. I suspect it may be the latter. This is what happens when pop stars peak at 15 and then slowly fizzle out in their 20s without anything more to give. Thus the cramming of skanky fun house nonsense into stage shows, no doubt as camouflage for the ear cancer Miley produces. Either that or this is simply where music is going as we proceed into the 21st century. And if so, please launch the nukes now, Mr. Putin, and spare us this misery Miley.

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10:38PM on 05/09/2014
We should be "relieved" that she's performing teenybopper girl crap again? WTF are you guys smoking?
We should be "relieved" that she's performing teenybopper girl crap again? WTF are you guys smoking?
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8:47AM on 05/09/2014
She looks like a 12 year old boy on too much Ritalin.
She looks like a 12 year old boy on too much Ritalin.
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6:59AM on 05/09/2014
She's dog shit.
She's dog shit.
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3:17AM on 05/09/2014
It's actually fascinating to think how deluded she is to imagine anybody finds her sexy.
It's actually fascinating to think how deluded she is to imagine anybody finds her sexy.
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10:38PM on 05/08/2014
I'll breathe of sigh of relief when she's long gone and forgotten.
I'll breathe of sigh of relief when she's long gone and forgotten.
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6:22PM on 05/08/2014
Sad
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