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Brit-Brit: The Movie

Oct. 16, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

Britney Spears' pitiful excuse for a mother is supposedly trying to sell the movie rights to her book Through the Storm, where she gave up all of the secrets to successfully raising a crazed lunatic by making her a child star who can pay all of mommy's bills for expensive shit. If there's a mother out there on the planet who ever runs into Lynne Spears and doesn't smack her in the face, she should have her uterus revoked.

The other sad rumour is that Anna Faris expressed interest in playing Britney, should the film ever get a distributor. Lynne has other intentions for the lead, most likely Britney herself so that she can still cash in on selling her child out. Ugh. Sorry, it just bugs me. What's that quote from PARENTHOOD? "...you need a license to buy a dog, or drive a car. Hell, you need a license to catch a fish! But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father." Change that to mother and you've got Lynne Spears.

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11:07PM on 10/16/2008
I'd rather fight Jean Claude Van Damme in a cage match instead of watch this crap.

Anna Faris is too good for this.
I'd rather fight Jean Claude Van Damme in a cage match instead of watch this crap.

Anna Faris is too good for this.
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8:44PM on 10/16/2008

UGH!

What an awful, awful woman!

And shame on you, Faris!
What an awful, awful woman!

And shame on you, Faris!
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