Britney Spears is so boring when she's out in the public eye being normal. Hell, I bet she had to bargain 65% of her next 5 years' worth of income in order to get Daddy Spears to allow her to dye her hair. And you know he just rassled her to the ground and super-glued those flip-flops to her feet. Something, anything crazy to keep me from thinking that Brit-Brit actually looks kinda Monet-ishly good here.
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