I'm jealous of photographers. I spend quite a lot of money on
alcohol, cigarettes, fast food and toilet paper flowers for my Grandmother and I'm starting to think that I've been using that money a little frivolously. Why don't I invest in a nice camera, lose some weight and shave off most of my hair so I don't appear so creepy to everyone I meet? Then, maybe, I'll be able to take pictures of babes like this in Switzerland amongst all the snow and just get ridiculously famous? Maybe someday, I can even take pictures of this forehead-slappingly hot hottie, Amy Willerton. I haven't heard of Amy before today, but she's a 21 year old British model who won Miss Universe Great Britain 2013. Looking at these pictures, I'm definitely seeing why she was chosen. Busting out every which way of this tiny, red bikini, it's kind of like she's pulling a Phoebe Cates on us and I think I'm a better person for it. Take a look at the pics below and perhaps you'll feel like a better person, too.
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