Has Britney Spears's hottie license been revoked, or has it just expired? Back in the day, I would've loved to see her wear something like this. I remember when the sight of her midriff had me going at myself like Jason Russell on the sidewalk in San Diego. Now she just sort of reminds me of that guy, to a degree, in the sense that she could completely flip out at any given moment and go on an umbrella massacre. At the X Factor auditions in Rhode Island, she decided to display her freckly cleavage to help distract us from her awkward smile and grown up face. She looks like her hairdresser did a really great job but then I guess Briney shook her head around like a dog in an Elizabethan collar because it wasn't trashy enough. What boggles my mind is that she still has a pretty huge fan base, considering all the shenanigans she's pulled off over the years. I don't watch MTV, so I honestly don't even know her status as a pop singer anymore. She could be an air traffic controller now for all I know. She's had a strange life.
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