Britney Spears premiered her big Vegas show entitled "Pieces Of Me" over the weekend, which apparently involves her crotch being attacked by a laser pointer at some point in the show. You'd think Brit would have dropped those extra pounds and returned to her old fighting weight, what with all the dancing shit it looks like she's doing in this thing. Or maybe she's leaving most of the dancing to her back up crew and spends her days counting the $15 million she's getting for this thing. And yes, that is Mario Lopez being dragged around the stage in bondage gear, because the spectacle of an overweight Britney sweating her way through dance routines wasn't enough to make you regret your ticket purchase.
Okay, jabs aside, I still wouldn't kick Britney out of bed, even in her present state. I've done far worse, believe me. She might not be anything like her old "Baby One More Time" days, but few of us who were alive then are. It just seems to me that if someone's giving you 15 mil for your time, you have plenty of motivation and resources to get yourself into shape before hand. If not for your own benefit, then at least for the fans, who I'm sure would have been much more keen to see something resembling the Britney of old.
Oh yeah, and look who else was there on this night, keeping it classy as usual.
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