The X-Factor is the show that Simon Cowell left American Idol for, right? I can't keep up with all of these singing shows. OK, OK, I get it. People can sing. I think we've found all of the people in the United States who are capable of holding a tune. I think we've possibly found the majority of the people in every other country who can sing as well. We are full up on singers. We are full up on non-singers who are enhanced with Auto-Tune. We are full up on wannabe Britney Spears
replacements, especially seeing as how when the real Brit-Brit showed up to the first round of auditions for this show, she was looking pretty damn good with her medicated 30-year old lady-child self. Now if we could only locate the great theremin players of the nation. And the cow bell players. We can always use more cow bell.
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