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Apr. 23, 2008by: Cherry Liquor
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I had to look her up because I'd honestly never heard of Kelly Brook before. So I google her and this hotter than fire chick pops up on on my list of images, almost all of them in bikinis or lingerie. And I started thinking to myself, why is it news that she's broken up with actor Billy Zane? Why isn't there news about her starring in some big budget flick helmed by Michael Bay and including lots of shots of her oiled down, toned flesh? WHY?? ANSWER ME, MICHAEL BAY!!

Brook is 28 years old and started off as a lingerie model (because she's totally built to be a librarian and shit) before transitioning into small independent flicks, some television work, including a four episode stint on "Smallville" as the character Victoria Hardwick. In 2007 she starred in FISHTALES, an independent flick with her chrome-domed sweetie.

But after her father's passing in November of last year, the hottie decided to have some second thoughts about being tied down the the guy best known to me as the douche in... well, just about everything. (Or better yet, the dead boyfriend in CRITTERS that everyone forgets completely about by the end of the movie.) Zane is 42, a whopping 14 years older than Brook. And you know he'd just try to pull one of those, "I want you to ruin your body by having my follicly-challenged children!" crap lines. Good move on Brook's part. And for me? I'm getting a hold of Bay's number and leaving 12 voicemails a day until this chick gets the Fox treatment. Because... well... DAMN SHE'S HOT.

Click on each photo to enlarge!

Extra Tidbit: Bejeebus... this woman's measurements are: 32E-24-35. Where's my paper towels?
Source: IDLYITW
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11:10PM on 04/23/2008
I'm at a loss for words. I mean, DAMN! I've seen her before - dug her hotness on Smallville a few years back. But, she's just one of those females that prove that God's greatest creation sure as hell wasn't the "man". Damn, she's fine.
I'm at a loss for words. I mean, DAMN! I've seen her before - dug her hotness on Smallville a few years back. But, she's just one of those females that prove that God's greatest creation sure as hell wasn't the "man". Damn, she's fine.
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