Here's Brooklyn Decker at some German film festival, getting all classy with that magnificent body and bewbage of hers. I really like how that dress seems to be about to fall off her. Like someone just wrapped a set of silk sheets around her before she walked out to meet the press. Brooklyn has just about the hottest, curviest frame in modelling today, but there's something about her face that gives me a different impression. She's got a hot housewife vibe about her. Sort of like that guy you knew in high school with the super hot mom you always found a way to be around whenever you went over to his house. The guy you really only hung out with because his mom was so hot. Of course, back then we always knew we never had a shot with her. Not so anymore. Now you got MILFs actively prowling the high schools for sex. You lucky pricks you.