Oh yes ladies and gents, your eyes are in fact NOT playing tricks on you in regards to my wonderfully "to-the-point" title. What you're about to witness is evidence of a most heinous crime...a crime to which any man on Earth would given anything to commit themselves given the chance. That crime is the great Gerard Butler sticking his finger directly into the sadly-covered ass-crack of Jennifer Aniston
. Need proof? Look no further than the photo below taken of the couple during the weekend in Paris by a very observant civilian. Notice how he softly turns to Aniston asking her if he may massage her butt-hole delicately with his middle finger (or not). Gerard...you're a man's man and if she didn't slap you for what you did, you're in my friend...you're in.
In case anyone had doubts that the photo is in fact of Jen and Gerard, I've included more photos of Ms. Aniston from the boating event below.
Click on each photo to enlarge!