I had tossed it around, debating whether or not to have one of my first gossip pieces be about the purported rumours that Cameron Diaz and 300 star Gerard Butler were dating. I'm now very glad that I didn't. Very, very glad. As well as being fairly certain that I was right on the money in believing the other rumours instead; that the 38-year-old, never-married Scot fancies something other than the ladies.
Case in point? When asked about his romance with Diaz, Butler's response was to not only refute the truth of that rumour, but to add, "If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I'm f**king my dog!"
Ouch. First Cameron gets dumped/cheated on/who really cares by her former beau Justin Timberlake for the (much hotter) Jessica Biel. Then Timberlake becomes more bankable in movies than Cameron has been in some time. Then she gets hooked up with "magician" Criss Angel, which even Britney Spears was ashamed to own up to. Now, just when she has people believing that she might be hooked up with someone hot and on-the-rise, he shows her not to f*ck with a man in a kilt. Tie a blue ribbon around that one, Cam.