It has been officially announced. Ashlee Simpson is going to make Jessica the most bitter, jaded and jealous aunt on the planet. First she finds love, then she makes baby, then her wedding pictures sell for 1.4 million dollars (so long as Jess shows up with Romo, even after their break-up). Now I'm just waiting for her to pop that puppy out and end up starring in a hit movie 4 months after the birth.
Pete wrote in his blog today (because that's the best way that Pete knows how to communicate), "While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."
I wonder what Daddy Joe is going to allow them to name the kid. Can't imagine that there will be some wacky celeb dubbing if the master of all child managers (there should be a name for a dad manager, kinda like "momager" for the mom managers... think one up for me, will you?) has his say-so. Unless, of course, Kellogg's Breakfast Cereal puts in the highest bid for the first baby pictures. Cocoa Puffs Wentz. It has a nice ring to it.