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Can we please stop trying to insist that Kate Upton is fat?

03.01.2012by: Cherry Liquor

The latest trend in the gossip rags that your moms like to buy off the newsstands or read at the hair salon because they haven't yet learned how to navigate the online sites has been to talk about Kate Upton and whether or not her Sports Illustrated bikini issue front cover body is "fat" or not. They not-so-cleverly try to disguise this non-debate by referring to Upton as being "curvy." This is what the mean girls who are behind these publications say when their intention is to imply that the woman is fat.

Here's my take on Upton. She's not a rail. She's got tits and hips. She's still so young that the lingering "baby fat" of that age is showing in her face. (Plus she's so early into her drinking years that you know she's bloating up from the indulging that she does at the parties that she never thought she'd get invited to when she was a little girl with dreams.) But take a look at these pictures. Look at how thin her arms are, especially down to the forearms. Look at the narrow nature of her legs. These aren't touched up pics. They're taken by a nosy pap most likely determined to see if he could get the worst possible angles. And these were the worst that he could come up with.

So let's not forget the old saying: "A woman without curves is like a pair of jeans without pockets. Where do you put your hands?"

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Extra Tidbit: Dude in the third picture clearly isn't thinking she's fat.
Source: Hollywood Tuna
Tags: Kate Upton

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3:03AM on 03/01/2012

Perfectly Placed Fat

In a perfect world all girls would be "Kate Upton Fat" as a-posed to lets say... "Rosie O'donald Fat".
In a perfect world all girls would be "Kate Upton Fat" as a-posed to lets say... "Rosie O'donald Fat".
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3:23PM on 03/01/2012
I'm noticing a trend where the gossip rags harp on women who don't starve themselves or who don't go to the gym 6 days a week. Olivia Wilde recently admitted to allowing herself to gain a few pounds and the gossip rags acted like it was a catastrophe. But guess what? OW is hotter than ever before and Kate Upton looks otherworldly fantastic in her own right.
I'm noticing a trend where the gossip rags harp on women who don't starve themselves or who don't go to the gym 6 days a week. Olivia Wilde recently admitted to allowing herself to gain a few pounds and the gossip rags acted like it was a catastrophe. But guess what? OW is hotter than ever before and Kate Upton looks otherworldly fantastic in her own right.
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1:49PM on 03/01/2012

ridiculous

she is PERFECT. I think the standard for beauty these days is way too skinny. Calling Upton "fat" is not only ridiculous by any standard, but it is a dangerous idea to put in the head of a young girl.
she is PERFECT. I think the standard for beauty these days is way too skinny. Calling Upton "fat" is not only ridiculous by any standard, but it is a dangerous idea to put in the head of a young girl.
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4:58AM on 03/01/2012

Who are these jealous assholes?

There is no way in hell that Kate is fat, I agree that she probably still has the baby fat of her young age but the women has got the curves of a goddess.
There is no way in hell that Kate is fat, I agree that she probably still has the baby fat of her young age but the women has got the curves of a goddess.
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10:20AM on 03/01/2012

Kate Upton's worst is a lot

better than the haters' best days, so fuck 'em and the horse they rode in on.
better than the haters' best days, so fuck 'em and the horse they rode in on.
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10:38AM on 03/01/2012
so what if she's fat in her chest? must be jealous teenage girls who are still stuffing their bras. Kate Upton, don't you ever lose the weight in your bras.
so what if she's fat in her chest? must be jealous teenage girls who are still stuffing their bras. Kate Upton, don't you ever lose the weight in your bras.
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9:28AM on 03/01/2012
She's healthy.
She's healthy.
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11:45AM on 03/01/2012
I've never heard anyone refer to Upton as fat, but then again, I never read gossip rags.
I've never heard anyone refer to Upton as fat, but then again, I never read gossip rags.
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9:34AM on 03/01/2012
I don't even think she's hit her prime yet. Gorgeous, healthy and curvy.
I don't even think she's hit her prime yet. Gorgeous, healthy and curvy.
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5:31AM on 03/01/2012
What is this trend to call every person who isn't bony like a skeleton, fat? Preposterous. Kate Upton is perfect.
What is this trend to call every person who isn't bony like a skeleton, fat? Preposterous. Kate Upton is perfect.
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11:01AM on 03/02/2012
Ohh, she's phat alright.....
Ohh, she's phat alright.....
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1:18PM on 03/01/2012
If she's fat then I might have to become a chubby chaser.
If she's fat then I might have to become a chubby chaser.
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