Can you believe Gene Simmons' family jewels spawned the sexy Sophie Simmons?

Here's an interesting argument: take an ugly (but moderately talented) dude, mix him with a gorgeous model and allow the two to produce children. What happens? Ideally, you're supposed to get a drop-dead sexy chick who has an assload of talent. Most of the time you get an ugly chick who's as dumb as a brick. Being that I don't watch "Family Jewels," that reality television show which follows around KISS bassist Gene Simmons and his Playboy Playmate model partner, Shannon Tweed, in what I can only assume is a knock-off of "The Osbournes," I can't say for sure if Sophie Tweed-Simmons is an idiot with no talent, I can instead look at these pictures of the babe as she poses for a 2013 Pin-ups for Vets calendar and love the fact that she's naturally busty and has the curves of a healthy chick. Oh, and that while she might not be the blonde her mother is, she's still not looking too muddled in the face like her pops. Her body is serious, old school, faint-worthy pin-up sexy and I freakin' love it.

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