Having some sort of super tall vegetation in her heritage can be the only explanation for how Candice Swanepoel can possess such incredibly, inconceivably long legs. Candice is currently filming another Victoria's Secret commercial with, of all people, Michael Bay in the director's chair. I guess because they felt that the 2-second take was the best way to show off bikinis and bras, or that inexplicable explosions go really great with corsets and garters. From the look of it, Candice doesn't appear too happy with the paparazzi gawking at her from a distance with his zoom lens. Apparently the teamsters behind her on their mandatory 30 don't count, though. Those guys get all the best fringe benefits.
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DAMN
In before all the 'wood' jokes