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Candice Swanepoel once again makes the case for Victoria's Secret stuff

Aug. 27, 2014by: Droz
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So we're nearing the end of Summer and looking down the barrel of Autumn. Sounds like an allegory for my life right now, but I digress. Is it me, or has summer 2014 supremely sucked? The weather sucked. The movies sucked. The news sucked. Everything sucked. Even many of the hotties sucked, but in a bad way. Why is it that every hot celebrity woman got knocked up this year? There are a whole bunch of them walking around right now totally bloated from the parasitic offspring gestating inside them. Some of them I didn't even know were pregnant. Or they were pregnant, shot out the kid, then got knocked up again. And those not pregnant are recovering from being pregnant. That's a bully summer for you sickos who like pregnant chicks. Me? Nah.

That's one reason to enjoy Candice Swanepoel here. She doesn't seem all that concerned with mucking herself up by producing rug rats. She's too busy marking the passing of seasons with new lines of Victoria's Secret gear. And oh how nicely she makes a case for this stuff. She's making me want to buy this shit, just on the off chance I might one day meet a woman who could conceivably wear it like Candice. That's a remote possibility, but I try to stay optimistic.

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2:25PM on 08/28/2014

Wow. I think I just became an instant fan.

She's like a cross between Daniela Petov and Rebecca Romijn.
She's like a cross between Daniela Petov and Rebecca Romijn.
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9:45AM on 08/28/2014
It's like God is apologizing to me for what he did to Cameron Diaz
It's like God is apologizing to me for what he did to Cameron Diaz
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12:59PM on 08/28/2014
I am sorry, but Candice Swanepoel is way hotter than Cameron Diaz ever was. Her face is way more pretty, and the combination of curves and fitness on Candice's unbelievably amazing body blows Cameron's out of the water.
I am sorry, but Candice Swanepoel is way hotter than Cameron Diaz ever was. Her face is way more pretty, and the combination of curves and fitness on Candice's unbelievably amazing body blows Cameron's out of the water.
2:27PM on 08/28/2014
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8:53PM on 08/27/2014
That was a very entertaining post Droz, and I think you hit the nail on the head, that's pretty much how I feel about this summer, especially regarding many of my favorite hotties getting pregnant. That is definitely another key reason why Candice Swanepoel is just amazing. She has not yet felt the need to mess with her glorious body by getting pregnant, and it does not seem like she will anytime soon. For that, I am immensely grateful, because getting to see her beautiful face and insanely
That was a very entertaining post Droz, and I think you hit the nail on the head, that's pretty much how I feel about this summer, especially regarding many of my favorite hotties getting pregnant. That is definitely another key reason why Candice Swanepoel is just amazing. She has not yet felt the need to mess with her glorious body by getting pregnant, and it does not seem like she will anytime soon. For that, I am immensely grateful, because getting to see her beautiful face and insanely sexy body in photos like this is definitely something I will always be thankful for, and enjoy.
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8:52PM on 08/27/2014
Sylph-like.
Sylph-like.
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