So we're nearing the end of Summer and looking down the barrel of Autumn. Sounds like an allegory for my life right now, but I digress. Is it me, or has summer 2014 supremely sucked? The weather sucked. The movies sucked. The news sucked. Everything sucked. Even many of the hotties sucked, but in a bad way. Why is it that every hot celebrity woman got knocked up this year? There are a whole bunch of them walking around right now totally bloated from the parasitic offspring gestating inside them. Some of them I didn't even know were pregnant. Or they were pregnant, shot out the kid, then got knocked up again. And those not pregnant are recovering from being pregnant. That's a bully summer for you sickos who like pregnant chicks. Me? Nah.
That's one reason to enjoy Candice Swanepoel here. She doesn't seem all that concerned with mucking herself up by producing rug rats. She's too busy marking the passing of seasons with new lines of Victoria's Secret gear. And oh how nicely she makes a case for this stuff. She's making me want to buy this shit, just on the off chance I might one day meet a woman who could conceivably wear it like Candice. That's a remote possibility, but I try to stay optimistic.
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