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Jul. 21, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

Since everyone was so great with the Jennifer Love Hewitt post (and I liked "Careful, he'll eat your pussy..."), how's about you go to town on Tom and Katie? Our two favorite Scientology nuts were snapped at MotoGp in Laguna Seca, CA. Days of Thunder, my ass.
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10:57AM on 07/21/2008
Ground Control to Major Tom!
Ground Control to Major Tom!
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11:18AM on 07/21/2008
awwwww. i can't say anything. i'll let everyone else.

i just don't have the balls for it. my love for katie holmes and freeing her stops me.
awwwww. i can't say anything. i'll let everyone else.

i just don't have the balls for it. my love for katie holmes and freeing her stops me.
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12:38PM on 07/21/2008

A couple of thoughts

"Mannequin 3: The Hollywood Years"

"Hey guys, have you seen my new hand puppet? If I move my little finger, she says she loves Scientology."
"Mannequin 3: The Hollywood Years"

"Hey guys, have you seen my new hand puppet? If I move my little finger, she says she loves Scientology."
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12:38PM on 07/21/2008

Be Patient...

He'll start pulling that string behind her back in a few seconds when the show starts. Hey, I bet you can't even tell that his lips are moving.

Charlie McCarthy who?
He'll start pulling that string behind her back in a few seconds when the show starts. Hey, I bet you can't even tell that his lips are moving.

Charlie McCarthy who?
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12:50PM on 07/21/2008

my top 5 captions for this

1. "I have some bad new mr. cruise. We have confirmed that katey holmes is in fact a family relation so you can no longer be married to her"

2. "Don't worry katey. All you have to do is have a lower voice, act more manly, and promise to wear that strap on. Then maybe i will have sex with you again."

3. "And yes we do in fact have the same barber. Why do you ask?"

4. "Oops! My control device of katey holmes is revealed. Well no matter I will dump her soon and find another woman or man
1. "I have some bad new mr. cruise. We have confirmed that katey holmes is in fact a family relation so you can no longer be married to her"

2. "Don't worry katey. All you have to do is have a lower voice, act more manly, and promise to wear that strap on. Then maybe i will have sex with you again."

3. "And yes we do in fact have the same barber. Why do you ask?"

4. "Oops! My control device of katey holmes is revealed. Well no matter I will dump her soon and find another woman or man to marry soon."

5. "Actually this is the new tombot 9000. The real one is still hiding in the closet and afraid to come out."
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12:50PM on 07/21/2008

With "thought bubble" Katie yells:

"Help!"
"Help!"
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1:13PM on 07/21/2008
The love twins of Tim Burton and Beaker.
The love twins of Tim Burton and Beaker.
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1:23PM on 07/21/2008

Some Great Ones

Caption #1 - The Roy Orbison look-alike contest.
Caption #2 - Attack of the Clones
Caption #3 - We just got out of detox.
Caption #4 - 'The future is so bright...."
Caption #1 - The Roy Orbison look-alike contest.
Caption #2 - Attack of the Clones
Caption #3 - We just got out of detox.
Caption #4 - 'The future is so bright...."
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3:06PM on 07/21/2008
Hold on i'll shake your hand but let me pull it out of her ass first.
Hold on i'll shake your hand but let me pull it out of her ass first.
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6:02PM on 07/21/2008

caption

So you want to join the crew huh? Well do you want Me to beat you in or my Holmy here to fuck you in?
So you want to join the crew huh? Well do you want Me to beat you in or my Holmy here to fuck you in?
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1:56AM on 07/22/2008

I have three . . .

Fueling rumors of his sexuality, Tom continues his efforts to make Katie look more like a man.

(or, alternatively) "For the millionth time, Kate, I am not trying to transform your look to more resemble a man. It's not like I am running your life!"

And finally: She had managed to maintain a smile on her face throughout her public relationship with Tom Cruise, but after her decision to star in Mad Money instead of reprising her role in The Dark Knight, Katie Holmes is beginning to question
Fueling rumors of his sexuality, Tom continues his efforts to make Katie look more like a man.

(or, alternatively) "For the millionth time, Kate, I am not trying to transform your look to more resemble a man. It's not like I am running your life!"

And finally: She had managed to maintain a smile on her face throughout her public relationship with Tom Cruise, but after her decision to star in Mad Money instead of reprising her role in The Dark Knight, Katie Holmes is beginning to question her decision-making skills in all facets of her life.
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3:43AM on 07/22/2008
"Even Neo and Trinity enjoy sports within the Matrix."
"Even Neo and Trinity enjoy sports within the Matrix."
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3:49PM on 07/22/2008
Tom:
"Next time let's both wear black and I'll tuck my penis."

Kat
"God I should wear these all the time. That way I don't have to listen to that scientology crap."
Tom:
"Next time let's both wear black and I'll tuck my penis."

Kat
"God I should wear these all the time. That way I don't have to listen to that scientology crap."
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