Carmen Electra hits up Las Vegas in her LBD

I'm not going to tout that she's got the easiest life in the world, but I would kill to trade places with Carmen Electra. Not the Dennis Rodman days or even the Prince days, but the current days, including this past weekend that she spent looking like a well-preserved former Playboy model, hanging out at the expense of the Tao nightclub in Las Vegas. I got to spend the weekend with the germs that were passed onto me through my day-to-day shlub job, lounging around in sweats and catching up on "Lost" (yes, I realize I'm late to that party) instead of chic in a little black dress. Silicone and multiple coats of interior latex paint/make-up over snotty tissues and greasy hair? Where do I sign up?

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