I'm not going to tout that she's got the easiest life in the world, but I would kill to trade places with Carmen Electra
. Not the Dennis Rodman days or even the Prince days, but the current days, including this past weekend that she spent looking like a well-preserved former Playboy model, hanging out at the expense of the Tao nightclub in Las Vegas. I got to spend the weekend with the germs that were passed onto me through my day-to-day shlub job, lounging around in sweats and catching up on "Lost" (yes, I realize I'm late to that party) instead of chic in a little black dress. Silicone and multiple coats of interior latex paint/make-up over snotty tissues and greasy hair? Where do I sign up?
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