I gotta say: hotties like Adele Exarchopoulos and Cate Blanchett are two beauties I wouldn't expect to be standing next to each other in a million zillion years (I don't really have any reason to be so ridiculously dramatic, but them standing together is just something that I never really thought about, you know?), but hey, look what's happening! I'm also really appreciating the hot pseudo see through thing they've got going on. It's just the right amount of class and sexiness and it's making me really giddy just looking at them. I guess fun times are going down at the Cannes Film Festival. How wise would you explain the giant badass trophies that look like film strips being passed out? Hopefully someday when I complete my artistic adaptation of THE DUMB BUNNIES, Cate and Adele will be standing there with a giant academy award shaped like a pair of boobs and it'll be all for me. After that, I'll be able to take them to my
Mom's basement mansion and serve them the finest tap water champagne and then they'll realize what I'm trying to do at which point, they'll probably call the police after spraying me in the face with mace and not only will I never be able to be within 500 yards of them, but my reputation as a film director will be tarnished forever we'll make sweet, sweet love all night. I hope that's not what's happening to this dude right here, at least. Take my dreams and my awards, dude, but you leave me my women.
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