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Chapman loves LiLo

May. 1, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

Mark David Chapman, the man in prison for shooting and killing the legendary John Lennon, has since found himself a new obsession. Out of all the babes in all the world, I'm still shocked by his choice, even if LiLo starred in the panned CHAPTER 27 with a fattened up Jared Leto.

Since being imprisoned, Chapman has supposedly become a devout evangelical Christian and swears that if he's let out, he'll spend the rest of his life preaching the word of god. That is, I guess, after he's gotten in touch with Miss 7-11 on legs.

Chapman has turned his jail cell into a shrine to the misguided actress, covering the formerly stark walls with pictures of her (I wonder if evangelicals can have crotch shots and drug-addled pass-out poses in their possession?) and has been begging Linds to go visit him in prison. Hell, knowing her, even though he's been charged with 20 years to life for Lennon's murder, has been denied parole 4 times and been diagnosed as so psychotic and dangerous to other criminals in Attica that he's sequestered in a separate unit from the main population, she'd still probably consider riding his crazy baloney pony.

Extra Tidbit: Lindsay supposedly was bumping uglies with Jared Leto when he was all fattened up. Damn, that girl's got a strong stomach.
Source: Celebitchy

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3:10AM on 05/02/2008
Now, now, Mark David. Please don't get so uppity. I'm sure Linds will come visit you soon.
Now, now, Mark David. Please don't get so uppity. I'm sure Linds will come visit you soon.
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8:41PM on 05/01/2008

Prove it

"Lindsay supposedly was bumping uglies with Jared Leto when he was all fattened up."

Says who? Where's the evidence? You shouldn't be making accusations like that with nothing to back it up. No wonder people hate gossip blogs. Stay away from that crap, for the love of god.
"Lindsay supposedly was bumping uglies with Jared Leto when he was all fattened up."

Says who? Where's the evidence? You shouldn't be making accusations like that with nothing to back it up. No wonder people hate gossip blogs. Stay away from that crap, for the love of god.
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