Legendary Hollywood man-whore (or is "whore connoisseur" more appropriate?) Charlie Sheen found himself in the media spotlight again after thrashing his hotel room (kid themed suite at that, natch!) and sending adult film actress (the 'Sanitation Worker' title for Porn Stars the world over) Capri Anderson to hide in the bathroom and call for help. Now honestly, who cares about this story? Charlie Sheen used to be the man in his PLATOON, WALL STREET, and HOT SHOTS days, but now he's reduced to being on a sitcom that succeeds in being both unfunny and highly watched (while still being the highest paid guy on TV). So I'm sure he'll weather the storm fine and be back to his mound of cocaine in no time flat. Hollywood loves a comeback (unless you're Mel Gibson)! The real question here is....how is Charlie's taste in women?
Since I'm not up on my porn game (watched so much in high school I've stored the memories like a camel for my life's trek), I had to do some research to locate some photos of the porn starlet. In my opinion, not bad at all Mr. Sheen. She's not overtly fake in the chest area and doesn't carry the look of one who's lived a hard life at the hands of various men (or shapes and sizes for that matter). However, she does have what I like to call "Porn Face", as when you look at her you automatically thing "Yeah...I could totally picture her in a porn flick". It's that mix of exotic and cheap that most common folk don't have, which is probably for the better as having a pizza delivered would take extremely long if that was the case!
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