Hey look, yet another set of celebrity bikini candids. Clearly getting out of town was the requirement for all the fine celeb babes this holiday season - babes like Charlize Theron who is over in Hawaii soaking up rays for the holidays. I'm having a little trouble with these pics though. Normally, associating Charlize with bikinis would perk up my ears big time. And Charlize does look scrumptious here. There's something about that hair though. It's bothering me. It brings up esoteric memories of an old gym teacher I used to have way back in the day. I'm getting flashbacks to miserable times spent with pommel horses and horrible, painful failures trying to vault over things. And that goddamn whistle blowing every 3 seconds. I can assure you there's no one who ever wanted to see that particular gym teacher in a bikini, trust me. Charlize, you're a magnificent creature brimming with sex appeal. Just keep growing out that hair, will you? I can't abide making these sorts of memory associations with you.
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