ONLINE

Latest Movie Hotties Headlines

Charlize Theron joins the crowd of hotties doing the holiday bikini thing

Dec. 31, 2013by: Droz
100%

Hey look, yet another set of celebrity bikini candids. Clearly getting out of town was the requirement for all the fine celeb babes this holiday season - babes like Charlize Theron who is over in Hawaii soaking up rays for the holidays. I'm having a little trouble with these pics though. Normally, associating Charlize with bikinis would perk up my ears big time. And Charlize does look scrumptious here. There's something about that hair though. It's bothering me. It brings up esoteric memories of an old gym teacher I used to have way back in the day. I'm getting flashbacks to miserable times spent with pommel horses and horrible, painful failures trying to vault over things. And that goddamn whistle blowing every 3 seconds. I can assure you there's no one who ever wanted to see that particular gym teacher in a bikini, trust me. Charlize, you're a magnificent creature brimming with sex appeal. Just keep growing out that hair, will you? I can't abide making these sorts of memory associations with you.

Click on each photo to enlarge!

Source: Superior Pics

Related Articles

MORE FUN FROM AROUND THE WEB

Drool Back
Not registered? Sign-up!
Or

8:35AM on 01/01/2014
She's almost got boobs.
She's almost got boobs.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
6:48PM on 12/31/2013
Charlize looks awesome here. Even better than usual if that's possible.
Charlize looks awesome here. Even better than usual if that's possible.
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
6:48PM on 12/31/2013
Total stunner. Bring on Mad Max Fury Road!
Total stunner. Bring on Mad Max Fury Road!
Your Reply:



Please email me when someone replies to my comment
View All Comments

Latest Movie News Headlines


Top
Loading...

Celebrity Boobies Of The Day

More
Mellor's Melons

Movie Hottie Of The Week

More
Legendary band aid

Most Popular Movie Hottie Stories

Latest Hot Celebrity Pictures

More
nicole-scherzinger nicole-scherzinger nicole-scherzinger