Holy mother have mercy. How is it that Kate Beckinsale is one of the most notoriously publiciized, lusted after hotties in showbiz, and yet just the revealing of her bare midriff has me turning into the National Monument? It ain't often enough we get to lay eyes on her naked skin (the last time I remember seeing that belly button was in WHITEOUT). But we don't hold it against her because she is physically infallible. Even when Kate dresses like a lawyer she gets a rise out of me. She seems like one of the coolest chicks on the planet, which is odd for anyone coming out of Oxford University. Always cheerful, well-mannered, sexy, English, etc... She's one of the few people I wouldn't mind being killed by, if she were in tight black leather, that is. Legendary.












FACE OFF
My head just exploded.
My head just exploded.