Speaking of showing off asses, the pics of everyone's favorite reality joke, Kim Kardashian, showing off her post baby bikini body have come out. Nothing at all prearranged in these pics, as usual with her. I've been reading some of the supposed findings of many an internet detective, all with their own theories on the elaborate make-up or even prosthetic devices Kim must have applied to herself in order to look so fully and quickly recovered from the effects of new motherhood. I have to admit I'm also incredulous about her recovery. I don't immediately detect any Photoshop at work in these pics, but there's clearly something fishy happening here. She was literally ballooning up into gigantic proportions during her pregnancy, from which she must now own at least a few wicked stretch marks. She might have been able to work off the extra fat, but stretch marks don't go away so easily. There had to be some kind of make up thing happening to conceal those, but she has clearly taken off a lot of weight since the kid, making her pretty close to her fighting weight before getting knocked up by Kanye. I know many of you are ready to puke right now, but my T&A tunnel vision persists in her case. I'd still tear that ass up.
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