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Check out the winner of Brazil's Miss Bum Bum Pageant 2012!

Dec. 5, 2012by: Salacious Crumb

As I watched the bedazzling display of lingerie models promenade down the catwalk for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, I was simultaneously amazed and enraged. Enraged because nothing kills your boner more than Justin Bieber turning his head and winking at the camera whilst on the catwalk of a Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. While that was the worst way I can think of to end their PINK brand segment, the rest of the show was pretty sextastic. When you think of the world's finest displays of women with exquisite butts, you have to tip your hat to Brazil, and their annual Miss Bum Bum pageant.

Now that's the pose we were dying to see the Angels get into, butt this will do just fine. The booty is a part of the female anatomy that could be described as a Brazilian obsession and a source of national pride. Thanks to this magical thing called "the internet" (you might've heard of it), the girls in Brazil have a reputation for having an itty bitty waste and a round thing in your face. This is particularly true if you're competing to be the next Miss Bum Bum, a title rewarding Brazil's sexiest female derriere. This year, the crown went to Carine Felizardo from Para state. Taking second place was Andressa Urach, and in third place, Camila Vernaglia, who each took home a check for $2,000. Luckily, neither of them were sore losers...

Again, something else they could've thrown into the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show that would've made me forget about Jason Beaver altogether. Talk about showing them how to be a good sport. Damn, those Brazilians really know how to do it! And now it's time to take a look at the fantastic buns from the Miss Bum Bum Pageant 2012! Let's start with the winning Bum Bum, the booty-full Carine Falizardo...

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Extra Tidbit: And now you can make your wisecracks...

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7:12PM on 12/09/2012

Brazil has benefited from their 'shut the fuck up cunt' stance on fat women bitching about shows like this

I wish everywhere would have these kinds of contests and celebrate them again. We can't even have a proper Miss America now thanks to the fat, gross feminazi bitches who were unfortunately listened to.
I wish everywhere would have these kinds of contests and celebrate them again. We can't even have a proper Miss America now thanks to the fat, gross feminazi bitches who were unfortunately listened to.
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11:39AM on 12/07/2012
I couldnt I be there, and by be there I mean between two asscheeks.
I couldnt I be there, and by be there I mean between two asscheeks.
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5:01PM on 12/06/2012
Simply asstounding.
Simply asstounding.
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9:43AM on 12/06/2012

2nd picture

Thats what I want to see for real when i walk through the pearly gates.
Thats what I want to see for real when i walk through the pearly gates.
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6:22AM on 12/06/2012
BUTTerfaces
BUTTerfaces
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3:41AM on 12/06/2012
Looks like a 2 Live Crew concert.
Looks like a 2 Live Crew concert.
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11:22PM on 12/05/2012
I had no idea this type of thing existed.

I guess it's one way to crack into show business.
I had no idea this type of thing existed.

I guess it's one way to crack into show business.
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