There are a few things I've learned while writing for this lovely little website, but I think the lesson that bitch slapped me in the mouth so hard this particular morning is this: women are really, super-duper hot and I'm probably never going to meet one as awesome or gorgeous as Chrissy Teigen. That'd be fair, you know, if I didn't have to relentlessly stare and research pictures of beauties like her so they could mock me through my computer screen. Her smile says, "You suck, ResidentRiddle!" Her eyes say, "Bow to me, mortal one!" Both statements are accurate. I do suck and I would bow to her any day, so, maybe that's why I'm having such a hard time with this at the moment. Anyway, check out the pictures below. They involve Chrissy Teigen wearing a revealing outfit and looking stunning.
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