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Christina Hendricks ate a better meal than you ever will in your entire life and looks hotter than any woman you'll ever be with

Oct. 24, 2013by: ResidentRiddle64

I know that title seems like I'm being a little bitter about the situation, but I'm actually gloating. Yeah, I was there in Santa Monica the other night at the Santa Monica Museum of Art, so what? Christina Hendricks was at a promotional event for JohnnieWalker Platinum and I was there like a ninja serving everyone food and drinks. My insatiable love for food and large breasts brought me there and unfortunately, I couldn't decide exactly which one I wanted more, so I just ran away back home in tears and forgot to serve them dessert by mistake. Whatever. I believe I did some good. I could have poisoned everyone, except for Christina, of course, and taken her away to some exotic locale. I could have given her a sleeping concoction in her whiskey and taken her back to my place, but I didn't. I remain a gentleman. A creepy gentleman, but a gentleman, nonetheless. Anyway, take a look at the fanciness and the gorgeousness below.

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Extra Tidbit: What would you have ordered?

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9:05PM on 10/24/2013

Nope.

I'm willing to bet most of the guys here, (and probably some of the chicks as well,) have been with a hotter woman than this. Maybe not with bigger, flabbier boobs, but definitely hotter.
I'm willing to bet most of the guys here, (and probably some of the chicks as well,) have been with a hotter woman than this. Maybe not with bigger, flabbier boobs, but definitely hotter.
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1:44AM on 10/25/2013
Wow. Finally a voice of reason.
Wow. Finally a voice of reason.
8:07PM on 10/24/2013
Bullshit, and even more bullshit. She is not hot, and her head looks to small for her giant body.
Bullshit, and even more bullshit. She is not hot, and her head looks to small for her giant body.
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4:02PM on 10/24/2013
False and...false
False and...false
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