Punishment is the only reason I can think of for why Kate Beckinsale would step into public dressed in something so camel toe-riffic as this. Clearly Kate has a sadistic side to her that enjoys taunting the world with her inconceivably hot body, literally shoving the fact into our faces that we will never even get close to that. Actually, I just thought of a second reason. Her incalculably fortunate husband is with her, looking somewhat sedate, which is bizarre in and of itself, considering that he has Kate freaking Beckinsale to bone whenever he likes. He should be smiling like the goddamn Cheshire Cat. Anyway, being as glum as he apparently was this day, my theory was that Kate decided he needed some cheering up and thus took him out for a stroll in the hottest thing she could find, so he could parade around his catch of a wife and laugh at their painful woes of desire. See, by the last picture there he's smiling again. That's got to be it. What a good wife Kate is. I hope they divorce soon.
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