♪Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah♪
Was Freddie Mercury predicting the moment Coco Austin wrapped her massive ass cheeks around some poor bicycle seat, when he uttered those words so many years ago? We'll never know, although those lyrics are quite appropriate for the rather strange photo shoot Coco did on some pier recently. Look at how her ass dwarfs that big ass seat, the way a normal ass would a sport version. Too bad she had a little trouble. They should have opted for the titanium chain links, as steel links just ain't gonna stand up to dat ass. Also, I think that frame was straight when she set off.