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Coco goes for a bike ride in a bikini

Jun. 15, 2012by: Droz

♪Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah♪

Was Freddie Mercury predicting the moment Coco Austin wrapped her massive ass cheeks around some poor bicycle seat, when he uttered those words so many years ago? We'll never know, although those lyrics are quite appropriate for the rather strange photo shoot Coco did on some pier recently. Look at how her ass dwarfs that big ass seat, the way a normal ass would a sport version. Too bad she had a little trouble. They should have opted for the titanium chain links, as steel links just ain't gonna stand up to dat ass. Also, I think that frame was straight when she set off.

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Extra Tidbit: Ironically enough, bike riding in heels is the least crazy part of this.
Source: The Superficial
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10:28PM on 06/17/2012

Too much of a good thing?

I like sweets. I like candy. I like ass. I like tits. But there comes a point where too much makes me sick.
She is gorgeous no doubt, but it's like looking at a sack of sugar. Not very appetizing.
I like sweets. I like candy. I like ass. I like tits. But there comes a point where too much makes me sick.
She is gorgeous no doubt, but it's like looking at a sack of sugar. Not very appetizing.
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7:50PM on 06/16/2012

Ok, now you just don't even know what you're saying...

She does 500-1k squats a day, buddy. If that was a big glob of fat, no way would she be able to do this:
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Or be in the gym doing this:
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I understand if you don't like her, but that ass is anything but fat.
She does 500-1k squats a day, buddy. If that was a big glob of fat, no way would she be able to do this:
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Or be in the gym doing this:
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I understand if you don't like her, but that ass is anything but fat.
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2:09AM on 06/17/2012
You know that for a fact, huh?....I said her ASS is a glob of fat. And it most certainly is a glob of fat.
You know that for a fact, huh?....I said her ASS is a glob of fat. And it most certainly is a glob of fat.
2:18AM on 06/17/2012
She's lifting weights while wearing heels. Did you stop for a moment to think maybe that picture was staged?
She's lifting weights while wearing heels. Did you stop for a moment to think maybe that picture was staged?
2:28AM on 06/17/2012
I'm with EBastard on this. If her ass was that fat, there would be a lot more swiss cheese on her butt and thighs. I suspect a fair amount of cosmetic surgery but that body is tight.
I'm with EBastard on this. If her ass was that fat, there would be a lot more swiss cheese on her butt and thighs. I suspect a fair amount of cosmetic surgery but that body is tight.
2:42AM on 06/17/2012
I saw the pic of her doing squats and her ass is definitely a big glob of fat.
And as goodplacetoshoveit said, she's doing the squats in HEELS. So it was clearly staged.
I saw the pic of her doing squats and her ass is definitely a big glob of fat.
And as goodplacetoshoveit said, she's doing the squats in HEELS. So it was clearly staged.
7:54PM on 06/17/2012
OK, if you don't like her, that's one thing. But even if it was staged, she has said in her own words how much squats she does, and you CANNOT say she doesn't hit the gym. If that ass, being that big, was a glob of fat, it'd be chunks. But it isn't, so I don't know why you keep insisting this. Yes, these are facts.
OK, if you don't like her, that's one thing. But even if it was staged, she has said in her own words how much squats she does, and you CANNOT say she doesn't hit the gym. If that ass, being that big, was a glob of fat, it'd be chunks. But it isn't, so I don't know why you keep insisting this. Yes, these are facts.
8:44PM on 06/17/2012
Even if it was?....It clearly was.
You can tell that her ass is not firm at all.
Going ahead and defend her....Whatever.
Even if it was?....It clearly was.
You can tell that her ass is not firm at all.
Going ahead and defend her....Whatever.
8:47PM on 06/17/2012
Oh ya....If she does squats every day then the squats stopped having the affect that they have. The reason why is because people plateau in weights if they do the same exercise every day. You have to mix it up after 3 or 4 weeks.
Oh ya....If she does squats every day then the squats stopped having the affect that they have. The reason why is because people plateau in weights if they do the same exercise every day. You have to mix it up after 3 or 4 weeks.
2:56AM on 06/16/2012
I love asses, and especially big ones, but I love asses that are big and firm. Her ass is big, but it's a big glob of fat.
I love asses, and especially big ones, but I love asses that are big and firm. Her ass is big, but it's a big glob of fat.
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10:30PM on 06/15/2012
When I scrolled down and saw the first pic I immediately went, Ewwww!
When I scrolled down and saw the first pic I immediately went, Ewwww!
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10:40PM on 06/15/2012
Too much woman for you? I understand...(not really)
Too much woman for you? I understand...(not really)
11:44PM on 06/15/2012
Too much bloated, fake woman.
Too much bloated, fake woman.
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