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Constance Nunes is promoting her ass, her sex appeal and some water

Apr. 11, 2014by: ResidentRiddle64

I swear, 138 Water is releasing these pics just to f*ck with me. I'm sure they're like, "ResidentRiddle64 just said he won't write any articles about us!" Then, they grab the most heart-stoppingly sexy gals, throw them in some skimpy clothes and hand them a bottle of water to hold on to while they flash their naughty bits at us. "Try resisting writing about us, ResidentRiddle64if that is your real name. Just try." I've definitely tried. Seeing this totally made me give up, though. This gal's name is Constance Nunes and if you think her name is sexy just wait until you see these pics. She managed to somehow fit her pretty little butt in some fascinatingly short Daisy Dukes. Standing in front of a car overlooking the ocean looks like it belongs more on a calendar or a screensaver to some creeper, but no.. It's f*cking 138 Water, again. Whatever. Advertisements be damned. If the water is a quarter as good as these girls are hot, I'll buy a bottle every time I have a thirst. I may or may not add some of my trademarked vodka to the water as a flavor enhancer, but at least I'll finally be giving these bastards money for giving me so much happiness and content to write about. I gotta pay them back somehow.

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Source: The Superficial

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