Courtney Stodden is finally "18"!!

Has anyone else been as transfixed with this story as I've been? And by that, I mean have you all ignored most of what these two attention whores have been doing since getting married in May of last year when Courtney Stodden was (reportedly) only 16-years old and husband slash character actor Doug Hutchinson got married? Sure, at first it was a little wacky and had a train-wreck quality to it. But there wasn't enough to hold interest for too long. And mad, did these two try. Between the pumpkin patch pictures that caused them to be kicked out to the Santa pictures that caused them to be kicked out, to all of the appearances on Dr. Drew and anyone else who would host them (one appearance was to hold an ultrasound of Courtney's breasts to determine if they were implants, the results of which were reported as false on the falsies). Most of the time that I bothered to give a crap was when Joel McHale was mocking her on "The Soup." And the girl, excessive lip-licking and Quaalude-lidded eyes, definitely was mock worthy. Now that she's officially 18 (tweeting on August 27th, "Only 2 more days until I get to blow eighteen ... um... candles. ;) XXX") and has failed to get a "singing" career off the ground, porn studios are lining up to give her the opportunity to start an "acting" career. Maybe they got the idea after watching her >Hello Courtney video. You CAN NOT watch that thing and tell me this girl isn't loaded to the point where Charlie Sheen is trying to stage an intervention. But whatever the case... Happy "18," Court.

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