I really don't want Courtney Stodden to go away. Yes, I know that she's a ridiculous attention whore, not unlike pretty much any of the women from the Kardashian family or the Jersey Shore bitches, but there's something just so delightfully whack about her that I can dig it if dosed in moderate proportions.
Take her latest bikini photoshoot for example. Doing her big breasted thing on a California beach (while she maintained that she didn't have breast implants when she and her literal old man first got married, she did undergo the knife after the age of 18 to plump those suckers up), Stodden was accidentally photobombed - by a couple of nuns. That's just Weekly World News shit that you can actually believe. (Am I the only one who misses that black & white "editorial" piece of wonderful?)
For the record, I want to say that with the ratty hair and the plumped up pucker, Courtney is looking a helluva lot like Lindsay Lohan, in the most complimentary kind of way. Hell, never thought the day would come when I'd believe that Courtney was the better looking version of LiLo, but it's the truth.
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