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Courtney Stodden's rockboobs will haunt my dreams forever

Jun. 19, 2013by: ResidentRiddle64

When I was just a kid, I went into my sister's room where she was playing with her dolls. Little did I know, she suffered from intense delusions and is now living in a mental hospital (I don't like to talk about it). Anyway, I playfully asked what she was doing and that's when she held them up. Her Barbie had her arms taken out and her head was turned around 180 degrees. Ken had been burned with a few candles and his face had completely melted. She laughed maniacally and I slowly backed out of the room. That situation still wasn't as disturbing as this. 

I'm reminded of the creepy, messed up Barbie doll because that's exactly what Courtney Stodden looks like here. With the unnecessarily giant fake tits and lanky, fragile looking body, what she obviously thought would look so good on her just makes her look…grody, which sucks because it seems that there's a lovely, attractive young woman behind those giant plastic air bags and lack of emotional family support. Maybe I'm in the minority, but giant fake boobs are a pretty big turn off. If your breasts be small, then by golly, let them be small! They're yours and they're perfect. Stay true to yourself, everyone and don't let this happen to you! 

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Extra Tidbit: What say you? Is this attractive at all to you?
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11:55PM on 06/23/2013

Odd

I don't get this girl.
I don't get this girl.
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5:56PM on 06/21/2013
I give green for the thong
I give green for the thong
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12:16PM on 06/20/2013
Fake or not, they look damn fine in that bikini top.
Fake or not, they look damn fine in that bikini top.
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3:17AM on 06/20/2013
Jacked up story. As for preference to breasts, I have non. If a lady feels the need for implants then go for it, if not that's cool too. The big thing that's important to me is personality. It doesn't matter how much surgery one gets on themselves or how much make up you put on if you have no personality to go with that beauty then it's like talking to a wax figure. That may be nice to some but it ain't my bag and so far neither is Stodden.
Jacked up story. As for preference to breasts, I have non. If a lady feels the need for implants then go for it, if not that's cool too. The big thing that's important to me is personality. It doesn't matter how much surgery one gets on themselves or how much make up you put on if you have no personality to go with that beauty then it's like talking to a wax figure. That may be nice to some but it ain't my bag and so far neither is Stodden.
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10:52PM on 06/19/2013

I can't decide which is more ridiculous

the phony tits, the barely-there jean shorts, or the hilarious platform shoes that look like she'll fall out of and break her neck any second. Well, and the fact that these "candids" are so obviously staged.
the phony tits, the barely-there jean shorts, or the hilarious platform shoes that look like she'll fall out of and break her neck any second. Well, and the fact that these "candids" are so obviously staged.
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10:00PM on 06/19/2013
I am with you on the boobs. If they are small, there is nothing wrong with that, just because they are small in general, that does not mean they are always small in proportion to the body that goes with them, and that's what matters most. I think small boobs are better than big boobs, and much better than big fake boobs. Why would anyone want their boobs this out of proportion to their body? Symmetry and proportionality are what makes beauty. However, on a positive note, this woman does have a
I am with you on the boobs. If they are small, there is nothing wrong with that, just because they are small in general, that does not mean they are always small in proportion to the body that goes with them, and that's what matters most. I think small boobs are better than big boobs, and much better than big fake boobs. Why would anyone want their boobs this out of proportion to their body? Symmetry and proportionality are what makes beauty. However, on a positive note, this woman does have a nice toned stomach.
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8:35PM on 06/19/2013

I don't like her either but....

I don't see the point of negative posts. Why wasting time with a post full of negative energy and hateful comments when you can focus on appreciating celebrities people like?
I don't see the point of negative posts. Why wasting time with a post full of negative energy and hateful comments when you can focus on appreciating celebrities people like?
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12:02PM on 06/20/2013
Oh shut up.
Oh shut up.
8:15PM on 06/19/2013

...I would.

shes absolutely repulsive in every way except the one that is needed for a "yes" to the idea.
shes absolutely repulsive in every way except the one that is needed for a "yes" to the idea.
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8:00PM on 06/19/2013

Get naked, do porn

Let's just get this over with
Let's just get this over with
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