F*ck you, Jamie Kennedy. Only a douchebag like you could take a gorgeous woman like Jennifer Love Hewitt and turn her into a raving lunatic when it comes to celebrating her 31st birthday. Hell, I knew the woman had a cutesy sense of humour to her, but this shit just isn't funny. Or at least, it's the kind of funny that got to Britney right before she started attacking cars with umbrellas. Someone stage an intervention! I know that dude's junk can't be impressive enough to keep a woman like her distracted for long. He's using black magic, voodoo dolls... something. I love you, Jen darling. Please come back from the dark side. I'll throw you a nice party with super cool goodie bags. Just step away from the douche. Ask Jessica Simpson what happens when you stick around with that type for very long.
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Only a 9 year old little girl would think this skirt is "bitchin' awesome!" *groan*