Without explaining why I've titled this post the way that I have, let's just say that those who understand it will and those who don't understand it don't have enough information from me to figure out they need to start screaming about a spoiler alert. It's not that much of a surprise that Maria Menounos
would have one of the best bodies on the current season of "Dancing with the Has-Beens and Barely-Weres." The only hope that I can hold onto is that she doesn't get eliminated too early on in the competition so that I can continue to watch her parade around outside of her practice studio in all of the hot stretchy stuff.
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