Look at that poor guy. No wonder Leonardo DiCaprio had to take some time off from acting, what with all the heavy burdens he's got to deal with in his life. Will he bone the blonde? The brunette? The other blonde? Honestly, how can anyone saddled with this much responsibility be expected to memorize lines and spend months on some movie set god knows where? Okay, so it's really just a shoot for a commercial of some sort, I guess. He's supposed to be breaking from acting, so I can only assume this is just a little gig to keep the cash flowing. Still, do you imagine real life is all that different from this when you're Leonardo DiCaprio? The only difference might be a better selection of women. Those are what, 7's, at best? No way someone like Leo who's got world class ass like Bar Refaeli on his conquest list would ever settle for numbers like that. He'd probably have a nicer yacht too. What is that, a 30-footer? No, no, no, gotta have at least a 60-foot. You can only get, what, 15 women on a 30-footer? 20, maybe, if they're really skinny models. That's like an afternoon's fun, at best, leaving nothing for after dinner. That just wont do.
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