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Damn you Lindsay Lohan for putting an asterisk next to those titties

2 years agoby: Droz

It's such a pisser that Lindsay Lohan had to go become a coked up, alcohol swilling, DUI-driving, larcenist f*ck up for the better part of a decade. In any other, less batshit reality, I'd be doing my best to wipe the drool off my keyboard right now as I admire her red hair draping down over her huge tits with the cute little freckles all over them. But no. Now my mind has to put a big, Roger Maris style asterisk right there next to any impulse I might have to exclaim gleefully about her hotness. An asterisk that points to a footnote that details everything else about her that is totally unsavory. It's just not fair. In a perfect world I could enjoy any and all big-tittied redheads and not have to worry about how much their near decade long bender/crime spree has turned me off from them. I wish I had a time machine right now so I could go back about 8 or 9 years to before that asterisk showed up and slap her sensible. Maybe slap some other things on her too.

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8:18PM on 09/06/2013
Damn! She looks older than me and my Siblings and I'm in my 30's
Damn! She looks older than me and my Siblings and I'm in my 30's
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3:24PM on 09/06/2013
Hard to believe she's only 27.
Hard to believe she's only 27.
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2:36AM on 09/06/2013
Can she reclaim her glory days? I think I've long given up hope. Oh well, off to watch "Herbie Fully Loaded" again.
Can she reclaim her glory days? I think I've long given up hope. Oh well, off to watch "Herbie Fully Loaded" again.
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2:31AM on 09/06/2013
(Correction in Rating) She looks horrible .
(Correction in Rating) She looks horrible .
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2:30AM on 09/06/2013
She looks horrible.
She looks horrible.
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9:51PM on 09/05/2013
This woman is a warning sign for anyone who knows someone looking to put their kids in show business.
This woman is a warning sign for anyone who knows someone looking to put their kids in show business.
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6:23PM on 09/05/2013
She really let herself go yikes
She really let herself go yikes
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