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Dancing W/ Lance

Aug. 25, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

First of all, I defend my right to include Lance Bass in the Movie Hotties section. Alpa Chino has my back on this one. (Those of you who don't understand what I'm talking about need to get your ass to the theater and watch TROPIC THUNDER right NOW.)

Once again, an article on the sad declining state of society and our bizarre obsession with reality shows that contain no reality. This time, instead of making a nobody, it's a show containing use-ta-bes dancing. Woo. I smell dumpy Mid-Western ass all over "Dancing with the Stars," yes indeedy I do.

The list of "celebs" set to appear on this upcoming season of "DWTS" includes Bass, Rocco DiSpirito (that chef from TV who no one cares about - get Alton Brown on and I might be interested), Misty May-Treanor (the hot beach volleyball bitch who let the president smack that ass), Maurice Greene (another Olympic bitch, but in sprinting), Toni Braxton (un-break her popularity spiral), Kim Kardashian (stupid fame hungry whore and co-star in DISASTER MOVIE), Cody Linley (some stupid bitch who isn't getting paid enough for her? his? "Hannah Montana" role), Cloris Leachman (the hot Oscar-winning bitch who rocked the Bob Saget roast), Ted McGinley (Mr. Marcy Darcy), Brooke Burke (it's OK to laugh that she refers to herself as an "actress"), Jeffrey Ross (stand-up comic), Warren Sapp (designated clumsy athlete) and Susan Lucci, that soap opera bitch.

Extra Tidbit: Remember when Bass was going to be an astronaut? Something tells me that he had something different in mind when they mentioned asses and zero-gravity.
Source: OK!Magazine

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3:42AM on 08/26/2008

STOP

Will somebody go into a tv execs office and remind them that reality shows that doing one thing 15 years ago does not make that person a celebrity nor walking outside a taco bell getting into your mercedes (that one's for Kim...what the fuck does she do all day besides counting money and crabs?)We all need to voice our opinion and silence the trash that want to see this and bring back the era of tv where trained actors not some camera whore entertains us...whew!!! choking on my own rage here!!!
Will somebody go into a tv execs office and remind them that reality shows that doing one thing 15 years ago does not make that person a celebrity nor walking outside a taco bell getting into your mercedes (that one's for Kim...what the fuck does she do all day besides counting money and crabs?)We all need to voice our opinion and silence the trash that want to see this and bring back the era of tv where trained actors not some camera whore entertains us...whew!!! choking on my own rage here!!!
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