Once again, an article on the sad declining state of society and our bizarre obsession with reality shows that contain no reality. This time, instead of making a nobody, it's a show containing use-ta-bes dancing. Woo. I smell dumpy Mid-Western ass all over "Dancing with the Stars," yes indeedy I do.
The list of "celebs" set to appear on this upcoming season of "DWTS" includes Bass, Rocco DiSpirito (that chef from TV who no one cares about - get Alton Brown on and I might be interested), Misty May-Treanor (the hot beach volleyball bitch who let the president smack that ass), Maurice Greene (another Olympic bitch, but in sprinting), Toni Braxton (un-break her popularity spiral), Kim Kardashian (stupid fame hungry whore and co-star in DISASTER MOVIE), Cody Linley (some stupid bitch who isn't getting paid enough for her? his? "Hannah Montana" role), Cloris Leachman (the hot Oscar-winning bitch who rocked the Bob Saget roast), Ted McGinley (Mr. Marcy Darcy), Brooke Burke (it's OK to laugh that she refers to herself as an "actress"), Jeffrey Ross (stand-up comic), Warren Sapp (designated clumsy athlete) and Susan Lucci, that soap opera bitch.