UPDATE: I've had a pretty shitty week, so I overlooked that the story was from 2009's Teen Choice Awards when I spotted it. Just close your eyes and pretend this was posted a year ago, mmm'kay?
Seems that Dane Cook can occasionally be funny. But people just aren't letting him be. During the taping of the 2010 Teen Choice Awards, the comedian, who has seen better days within the realm of the media and has taken a beating in the unofficial popularity rankings amongst the fanboys and fangirls of the world, decided that he would try making a joke in reference to the HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL star's run-ins with leaked nude photos.
Sniped Cook, "Girl, you gots to keep your clothes! Phones are for phone calls, girl!" The comment was cut before it was aired for national broadcast. Cook has since defended the joke, claiming that it was the "elephant in the room" that everyone was thinking but no one was saying. Hell, I wish that I could have told him that Vanessa beat him to the punch with more subtlety by posing with those kitties in last month's Glamour magazine.
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